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This memo, posted on the door of the Cavendish Mall (I can’t stand the name Quartier Cavendish) may be one of the funniest I’ve seen in a very, very long time.  I don’t know about you but I’ve been hanging around the “Shmall” since the day it opened and I’ve never come close to being run over by a speeding wheelchair.  Apparently, this has become a serious problem given the tone of the memo.

The instructions look like they’re borrowed from the Quebec Highway Code:

  • Reduce your speed
  • Stay to the right
  • Signal your intention
  • Keep a safe distance from pedestrians
  • And don’t drive while intoxicated!

Please vote in the poll below and let’s see if this is really a public safety hazard: