This memo, posted on the door of the Cavendish Mall (I can’t stand the name Quartier Cavendish) may be one of the funniest I’ve seen in a very, very long time. I don’t know about you but I’ve been hanging around the “Shmall” since the day it opened and I’ve never come close to being run over by a speeding wheelchair. Apparently, this has become a serious problem given the tone of the memo.
The instructions look like they’re borrowed from the Quebec Highway Code:
- Reduce your speed
- Stay to the right
- Signal your intention
- Keep a safe distance from pedestrians
- And don’t drive while intoxicated!
Please vote in the poll below and let’s see if this is really a public safety hazard: